It�s true that Eric Bailey has good hands, you know.
It isn�t just a rumour; Erica says it�s so.
On a Friday night, she sees him use his hands,
Making passes at other men, while she�s watching from the stands.
Oh, listen, Eric Bailey. I�ll tell you what you are.
Get it right. On Friday night you�re an FN hockey star.
Yes, Eric has nice hands, making passes at his friends,
Not only right and left wings, but receivers and tight ends.
He seems to think it�s fun, rolling with them in the dirt,
But then he misses hockey, �cause he gets his finger hurt.
You�re not a football player. I�ll tell you what you are.
Get it right. On Friday night you�re an FN hockey star.
Yes, Eric is a hero on the ice amidst flying pucks,
But sitting on the bench with his puffer Eric sucks.
Yes, Eric is on steroids like an Olympic ath-a-lete
They help him throw his stick, when he�s suffering defeat.
You�re not a javelin thrower. I�ll tell you what you are.
Get it right. On Friday night you�re an FN hockey star.
Now you�re moving to Kenora and you hope they�ll sign you up,
But you may not have the skill: they did win the Stanley Cup.
So, if you get a job, each Friday noon you�ll have to say,
�I�m going home. I�m feeling sick�, then drive to Thunder Bay!
You�re not a Kenora Thistle. I�ll tell you what you are.
Get it right. On Friday night you�re an FN hockey star.
Listen Eric Bailey. I�ll tell you what you are.
Get it right. On Friday night you�re a Friday Night hockey star. |
