Back to Main Page| To the Tune of "Blowin' in the Wind" |
| How many kids does Andy James have And why are they all so nice? |
| Yes, 'n' how many grandkids crawl on his lap To ask for his sage advice? |
| Yes, 'n' how many campers have heard Andy preach And been rescued from their lives of vice? |
| The answer will be revealed in Eternity. |
| The answer includes you and me. |
| To the Tune of "Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)" |
| Ev'rybody's takin' turns, preachin' and fillin' in. |
| Some are changin' the worship; others are callin' it sin. |
| Paul and Dale are countin' the days; they can hardly wait. |
| When Andy the Pastor gets here, everyone'll celebrate. |
| Come all you guys. Come all you dames. |
| You'll not see nothin' like Andy James |
| Meanwhile over in England, Andy's in great form: |
| Visitin' with his relatives and drinkin' his beer warm, |
| But Chestermere is anxious; he doesn't know how it's been. |
| Since Andy the Pastor was missin', Don and Margie flew to him. |
| Come all you guys. Come all you dames. |
| You'll not see nothin' like Andy James |
| To the Tune of "Don't Think Twice; It's Alright" |
| Well, there ain't no use to sit and wonder why |
| Andy has so many friends. |
| There ain't no use to sit and wonder why, |
| Cuz he plays well at both ends. |
| Whether throwin' a rock or in a tennis game, |
| He enjoys himself and his friends feel the same, |
| Even in hockey when he spears without shame. |
| Don't think twice; he's alright, babe*. |
| Don't think twice; he's alright. |
| [*Apparently, we should have sung "Len".] |
| To the Tune of "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" |
| (Lyrics adapted by Jon James) |
| Mama, take these glasses off of me. |
| I can't see straight anymore. |
| Is that you, Sara? Oh, that's Pete. |
| Feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door. |
| Chico, please, slow down for me. |
| I can't keep up anymore. |
| Tennis isn't bad, but isn't it time for tea? |
| Feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door. |
| Charlotte, take these shoes off of me. |
| I just can't reach them anymore. |
| Hey, isn't it Seniors Day? This should be free! |
| Feel I'm knockin' on Heaven's door. |
| Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door. |
| Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door. |
| Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door. |
Complete set of photos are at my Flickr page.
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