Navicular Gynoecium
© Richard Culpeper


I am forwarding the following on behalf of a dear companion who is a paddler (tripping canoe, wild water kayak, sea kayak, sprint kayak), the owner of a vegan food service, and, as far as I can tell, a wicce of the White Goddess with neo-Buddhist leanings.  In refutation to John Winter’s examination of testicular navigation which he published on the paddlers’ mailing list Wavelength, she says:

John Winters has attempted to prove that women cannot navigate on the open ocean.  His analysis is centered on women frequently requiring directions while driving in cities.  This bears no relation to their ability to navigate canoes and kayaks on open seas.

Women’s navigation is based on the pituitary stimulating hormones FSH and LH.  Secretion in sufficient quantities causes the development and continuance of a secondary sexual characteristic commonly known to women as the navicular gynoecium.  Since this does not look like a breast, buttock, or other piece of meat, it goes unnoticed by men.

Indeed, the only outward and visible sign of the navicular gynoecium is water retention during menstruation.  The reason for water retention is twofold: first, it acts as a protective buffer against dehydration during long open ocean crossings.  Let us not forget the horrid fate of dear Duncan Taylor as he drifted off from Mauritius.  Second, it changes the body's electrolyte balance to stimulate electrodynamic conductivity with sea water.  Quite literally, there is a bonding between woman and water world.

Unfortunately, man has never been willing to admit, let alone examine, this secondary sexual characteristic.  The closest investigations to date have involved studies of migratory birds, with conclusions tentatively looking toward the interrelation between magnetic forces and an avian organ situated near the pituitary.  One supposes that if the paternalistic medical profession ever turned its attention to the minutiae of the menstrual cycle, rather than write off so many manifestations as hysteria, it might recognize the existence of the navicular gynoecium and its role in electrodynamic bonding with Mother Earth.

We now must look at why women usually prefer to ask for directions most of the time, and why they often need to ask for directions in cities.  First, the electrodynamic bonding is not just with Mother Earth; it is with all life, particularly with other women who are similarly experiencing water retention.  Communication with others is simply an example of bonding initiated through the same electrodynamic forces which bond women to Gaia.

Second, it cannot hurt to ask for directions, and may help through the gaining of related information resulting from the formation of social ties.  A good example is the difference in approach to arctic navigation between Victoria Jason and Don Starkell.  Victoria is a grandmother who used her social skills to successfully and enjoyably complete much of the North West Passage.  In contrast, the aggressiveness of Don led to expensive rescue efforts and the loss of body parts.  Both paddled the same area at the same time, even paddling together one season, yet the woman’s efforts succeeded where the man's ended in tragedy.  The same can be said for the Hubbard expedition to interior Labrador, which ended in death when Leonis followed his Peter up the wrong river and starved.  His wife, wondering how anyone could go so seriously off course, mounted her own expedition, based on forming bonds with aboriginal people of the area, and comfortably completed the route which had defeated her late husband.  Bonding with others often makes the difference between success or tragedy, and while the physiology of bonding is based on the navicular gynoecium, the communicative element must be practiced on an ongoing basis.

Third, the process of social interaction among women is not artificially estopped as it is with men, for testicular navigation, rooted in the male endocrine system, includes both increased aggression and, if you will excuse the pun, linearity.  Essentially, male navigation is not so much navigation as a random colonization in which a great many males strike out with great determination in random directions, with the net result being that most will fail, but on occasion one will actually arrive at somewhere of interest.  In particular, the Franklin expedition, which ended in a mad hatter’s tea party as the lead poisoned crew pulled a boat laden with silver dinner services across the tundra, and the many following failed rescue attempts, one ending in cannibalism, come to mind as examples of the growth of the cult of exploration, in which male aggression and single-mindedness in penetrating the unknown are held up as the epitome of voyaging.

Most notably, male explorers who take a less aggressive, more socially interactive approach, are far less testosterone driven, and indeed exhibit considerable evidence of a gonadotropic hormone balance more typical of females.  For example, the journals and writings of Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton, who explored much of the Sind, Arabia and Africa, and who translated the spiritually erotic Kama Sutra and the seminal Tales of a Thousand-and-One Nights, are replete with allusions to his sexual exploration of both genders.  One must ask if there was a correlation between his remarkable navigational ability and his gender identification, and if society’s promotion of homophobia as part of the ultra-male ethos is contraindicative to Ur based navigation.

Fourth, the reason that women often must ask for directions in a city is due to industrial based toxins commonly present in the urban atmosphere impacting on the female endocrine system.  The industrial complex, which is dramatically affecting the global climate, which is spewing toxins and carcinogens in unprecedented quantities, and which is driving thousands of species to extinction, is also debilitating female navigation through the disruption of gonadotropic balance.  The industrial complex is male based, and since the patriarchy neither knows nor would care about women’s navigation, let alone the survival of Mother Earth, nothing is being done to solve the problem.  On the high sea, away from many of the more concentrated pollutants, women’s hormonal systems come back into balance; the pituitary stimulating hormones FSH and LH are produced in sufficient quantities to support the proper function of the navicular gynoecium.  On the open ocean, away from the towering icons of industrial masculinity, ejaculating their filth into the atmosphere, women are able to navigate quite competently.

Finally, John Winters makes much of happy male explorers who navigated across unexplored oceans to find new lands.  I ask, what did they find during their travels: not what they found on land at the end of their voyages, but what they experienced while actually on the water? Aphrodite was born and rose up out of the sea, but Odysseus, who spent the decade following the fall of Troy quite lost, was just another sperm fighting to survive in the great ocean of Gaia’s womb.  The Nereid’s home was the sea, yet Odysseus’ crew desperately tried to find a home far from the sea.

Even the patriarchal Christian tradition recognizes the difficulty males have in becoming one with Gaia and her waters.  For example, from Psalms: “They that go down to the sea in ships: and occupy their business in great waters; these men see the works of the Lord: and his wonders in the deep.  They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man: and are at their wit's end.  So when they cry unto the Lord in their trouble: he delivereth them out of their distress.  Then they are glad, because they are at rest: and so he bringeth them unto the haven where they would be.”  In this male based mythology men are lost and scared when voyaging onto the ocean, and consider death a release.

Women’s relationship with the Ur, with Gaia, with air, earth, fire and water, is not one of aggression and tragedy as it is for men.  The patriarchal discounting of female navigation is simply one more example in the present millennium of repeated male attempts at subjugation of the ancient White Goddess, domination of the physical world, and dismissal of spiritual being.